The power of precipitation

She was almost 99 when she died. Almost.

She attributed her longevity to rain. Not watching it. Getting wet in it.

As May approaches, I always start thinking of Granny. Her birthday is May 5. She would have been 109 this year.

I thought she would live forever. I think she did too, asking me once “How old was Methuselah really?”

Granny

You see, Granny firmly believed that if you got wet in the first May rain, you would not be sick for the rest of the year. It seems to be true.

Granny did not diet; dessert was mandatory. Granny did not exercise although she worked in her yard daily. She did not take medicine, not an aspirin, not a spoonful of Creomulsion.

There was no Tai Chi, Tae Bo, Kwan Do, Cross fit, or Karate. No Zumba, Yoga, Troga, or Sweatin’ with the Oldies. No treadmill, no recumbent, no elliptical. Certainly no running. Why run somewhere when you can get in your big long Chrysler car and drive?

She didn’t need it. For every year, as the fifth month began, we would perch at the ready waiting for a gray cloud to darken the blue South Alabama sky, listening for a distant rumble of thunder. Is the breeze picking up? Does it feel more humid?

Then as soon as the first drops began to fall, we would race outside and get wet in the first magical, mystical, healing May rain.

Now to be sure, Granny was no hard-bodied hottie. Not in her youth; not in her so-called golden years. If you subscribe to her notion of the power of precipitation, you must be well aware of the consequences and willing to accept them.

Your might see a slight jiggle when you lift your arm. [Gasp!] There might be a dimple or two in your thigh area. [Egads!]  You might not have pecs. [Ladies, not really the most attractive look anyway.]

And you just might have to come to terms with looking just how you look, and being just fine with it. [Oh, the horror!]

Make no mistake. Granny prided herself on being well-dressed, neat, proper.  But Granny didn’t sweat a wrinkle. She didn’t paint her face all up, although a little powder and lipstick were de riguer. She didn’t dye her snowy hair, white since her late 30s.

And she did exercise. She exercised her mind. She read a great deal, but the Press-Register and the Bible she read every day. She was a cut-throat bridge player. Strategy. Subtlety. She worked crosswords and find-a-words. She conversed. She questioned. She believed.

So maybe the secret to longevity is not in a few drops of water from the sky, but in the contentment that comes with believing those drops will make everything alright – at least for one more year.

Either way, this year, as I do every year, when I hear the first distant clap of thunder, I will go stand outside and wait. Wait for the rain. Wait for contentment.

Thank you, Granny.

14 Comments Add yours

  1. Aaron says:

    Great post 🙂 I might have to do a little running in the rain this May myself.

    1. Audrey says:

      Thanks, Aaron! I highly recommend it!

  2. John says:

    You’ve given me something to look forward to next week. Unfortunately, rain in early May in Baltimore can be quite chilly.

    1. Audrey says:

      It only takes a little bit to work the magic!

  3. Ashley Rowell Malone says:

    I love it… I just told your mom and dad that I hope I have a lot of the Rowell gene and live a long life. I look at the Rowell and Turner women and just am amazed at how strong willed they were.

    1. Audrey says:

      They really are! I’m so happy you enjoyed it, Ashley!

  4. Janice Platt says:

    Braxton shared your site with me and I am enjoying reading about the past expecially these about your Granny, she was an inspiration to me for the many years I worked for her, some good days and some bad but she made you appreciate what she taught you in the business world. I can’t wait to go back and read all your posts.
    Janice

    1. Audrey says:

      Thank you, Janice! I’m so glad you’re enjoying them!

  5. Janice Platt says:

    Sorry I did not check my spelling before hitting send ( especially)

  6. Cindy says:

    We may get the Granny rain!!

  7. Von Sides says:

    I was working outside yesterday morn when it started to rain. It felt good so I just kept working. Imagine my excitement when I read your post later and realized the magical medicinal benefits. I plan to make the first May rain a tradition!

    1. I hope you do!! Thanks for reading!

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